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reasons to remain single

this list is in its infancy and I am sure that it will grow :) when I listen to everyone complain about former sig figs (aka significant others) I realize that there are SO many reasons to stay single and smiling! here is what I have thus far...


1. Sleep diagonally across my queen bed and sprawl without concern
2. If the house is a mess, it's my fault and no one else's
3. I can leave laundry in the dryer for days until I'm prepared to fold it
4. I can eat the last bagel/apple/pickle/cookie if I want because I don't have to share!
5. I always choose what's on tv
6. The Toilet seat is never up
7. No one expects dinner to be made
8. An acceptable dinner can involve edamame and an orange
9. I dont have to be concerned if half of my bed is covered in books and my laptop
10. If I get off work at 5:30 but don't get home until 8:45, no one is calling me to see where I am
11. I don't find facial hair shaving remnants all over my bathroom counter/sink
(....to be continued)










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