Things I learned my last month of year 28: 1. Bars are scary places where people over 25 years old should not go unless you want to feel older than you are. However, you will feel smarter and classier than most everyone there. 2. You deserve more. You deserve everything. 3. I’m looking for a man who wants a partner in life, not simply a wife and baby maker. 4. 5 hours of sleep are not enough if you are over the age of 25. 5. The majority of men I come across fit into two distinct categories: 1. Aggressive, obnoxious men looking for their next conquest and who are “certain” they have exactly what you’re looking (not looking) for and 2. Malignantly shy men who are used to women throwing themselves as them and don’t know how to carry on a real adult conversation because they are rarely required to do so. 6. Running will not kill you, no matter how hard you try to convince yourself otherwise as your calves seiz...